By Michael Patrick, Ph.D.
This is not a sponsored post.
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
Despite the incessant lockdowns, unending Covid strains, spewing volcanoes, mad militias, horned shamans, migrant invasions, and rancid politics sacking the economy, one of the few things a growing lad could count on was the trusty bacon sandwich to revive one’s spirit.
Now they want to strip us of that? The good news about slowly losing one’s mind is that at least you won’t remember the article that warned you against this magnificent staple on life’s menu!