“Mike’s Million Dollar Popsicle Diet!” Made up of coffee and croissant for breakfast, popsicles for dinner (while watching Jack Bauer dispatch bad guys on Netflix).
Should I do an infomercial? I hear people get thin and make money doing this sort of thing—what are my chances?Would the bots gig me for selling something? With 65 percent humidity, maybe I could offer the Popsicle diet as a public service? I would need someone to volunteer as a spokesperson! Okay, I could pay you in popsicles.😂😎